I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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