Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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