I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I still have a little drunk in my system
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Help. Why am I so naked?
We smell like vodka and hangover
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
