let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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