Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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