They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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