kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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