What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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