Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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