we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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