The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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