Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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