I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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