Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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