I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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