That's intense
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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