Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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