Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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