Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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