My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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