Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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