that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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