I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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