she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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