"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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