Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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