I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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