According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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