i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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