You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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