I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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