giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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