Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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