my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm too high and old for this...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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