That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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