Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
