Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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