ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
