I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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