I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
My ATM looks so different sober.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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