i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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