That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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