new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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