I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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