My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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