So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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