I don't think brook has ever known best
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
