How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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