You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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