I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
